Imaginary Authors
36 fragrance profiles, researched and curated
A City On Fire
A dense, tar-like cade-oil smoke scent with dark berries and labdanum, evoking film noir
A Cloud of Cocoa
Food-grade hot chocolate mist with malted milkshake and whiskey warmth.
A Little Secret
Tart cherry pie turns boozy with marzipan, rum and patchouli.
A Plume of Blooms
A simple jasmine-honeysuckle white floral made to wear on skin or spray on ice cream
A Swoon of Citrus
Edible Salt & Straw citrus novelty built to perfume ice cream and skin.
A Whiff of Waffle Cone
Dessert being made: scorched sugar, maple syrup, and burnt waffle-cone smoke over warm vanilla.
A Whiff of Wafflecone
A photorealistic bakery gourmand: warm caramel and vanilla amped up with cinnamon since 2023.
An Air Of Despair
Minimal cedar, saffron leather and musk with quiet autumn melancholy.
Blend No. 83
Dry espresso martini: dark coffee, cocoa and rum over leathery musk.
Bull's Blood
A visceral animalic rose-patchouli built on costus root, tobacco, and a metallic blood accord.
Cape Heartache
Pacific Northwest fir and pine resin disrupted by surreal sweet strawberry.
Decisions, Decisions
Cult root-beer tuberose incense oddity, discontinued and deliberately love-it-or-scrub-it.
Dipped in Chocolate
Dark cocoa and cardamom over dusty vanilla waffle cone.
Every Storm a Serenade
Moody Scandinavian storm aquatic, salty-green, spruce-dark, ambergris-wet, and reformulated.
Every Storm A Serenade 2024
Cold conifer-eucalyptus aquatic, gray-sea salty, sharper, and reformulation-aware.
Falling Into The Sea
Tropical beach fantasy: lemon-bright citrus, juicy lychee, pale florals, and salty warm-sand air.
First Peach of the Season
Fruity-creamy imaginary-authors peach blend with melon-jasmine depth and warm literary house positioning.
Fox in the Flowerbed
A soapy, honeyed jasmine floral evoking alpine air, though it can read urinous.
How To Say Bicycle In French
A dry, bitter herbal fougere built on gentian and Provencal culinary herbs.
In Love With Everything
Candy-bright synthetic raspberry fruit-punch over rosy sandalwood, knowingly nostalgic party-girl sweetness.
L'Orchidée Terrible
Confrontational aldehydic floral evoking a brittle 1950s couture heroine via hairspray-and-nail-varnish aldehydes.
Memoirs Of A Trespasser
Smoky boozy vanilla and guaiac wood for cold intimate evenings.
Mosaic
Wet limestone citrus chypre with oakmoss, cedar and bathhouse steam.
O, Unknown!
A dry, powdery iris fragrance billed as tea but experienced mostly as orris.
Saint Julep
An icy mint-julep cocktail with tangerine, bourbon, sugar, magnolia, and crushed ice.
Slow Explosions
A tart green-apple and saffron opening over a warm suede-rose leather core.
Sundrunk
Recreates fizzy orange-soda effervescence, cut with tart rhubarb and bitter neroli for balance.
Telegrama
Soft, powdery lavender-vanilla fougere modernizing a clean 1960s barbershop scent with talc and teak.
The Abandoned Mansion
Dusty cedar manor scent with old paperbacks, oakmoss and pimento.
The Cobra and The Canary
Raw road-trip leather, hay-dusty, tobaccoed, dry, and cinematic.
The Hall Of Hallucination
Dark manuka honey, myrrh smoke and suede behind a hidden-library gate.
The Language Of Glaciers
A cold, powdery lilac-and-pine floral over a cashmere-musk base evoking snow and ice.
The Soft Lawn
Original tennis-club green, grass-linden fresh, rubber-felt strange, and beautifully specific.
The Soft Lawn: Edition 2.0
Rebooted tennis-court green, cucumber-fresh, rubber-felt synthetic, and sport-nostalgic.
Violet Disguise
A dusty, dry plum-and-amber scent with a violet flourish; violet is mostly a disguise.
Yesterday Haze
Dusty fig, iris and whipped cream in a soft nostalgic haze.